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Sales Rep Disappointed No-One Has Ever Asked What He’d Be Willing To Do To Sell An OCT
An ophthalmic sales rep today revealed that disappointingly he has never been asked what he would be willing to do to close the deal...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This Delicious Tortellini
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
Sources...
Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day Since Were Never Any Good
A man who has managed to wear his glasses for approximately 1000 days has advised his optometrist that they were never any good and...
Patient Who Is 25 Minutes Late For Appointment Somehow Thinks You’re Glad To See Them
A local woman has proudly exclaimed “I made it!” as she casually strolled through the door at her local optometry practice, a mere 25...
Survey Finds 98% Of Optometrists Would Be Interested In Joining A Heist To Steal iCare Tonometer Probes
A survey has found conclusive evidence that almost all optometrists would be interested in joining a heist to steal iCare tonometer probes.
The data shows...
New Juicy McNuggets Now Have 20% More Vitreous
McDonalds has announced their new and improved McNuggets now have 20% more delicious juicy vitreous.
“One thing our customers have come to expect from us,...
Specsavers Ads Voted As Funny By Men Wearing Bintang Singlets
“Haha, should have gone to Specsavers” is a phrase regarded as the height of comedy by a group of men who also think that...
Biden Orders Drone Strike After Seeing Strange Balloon During Eye Exam
Joe Biden has immediately ordered a drone to strike his local optometry practice after seeing a strange balloon while having his eyes tested.
“Shoot it...
Optometry Franchisee Celebrates 10 Years of Living With His Parents
An optometrist who made the misguided decision to buy a franchised “store” has celebrated his 10th year of moving back in with his parents.
“They...
New Juicy McNuggets Now Have 20% More Vitreous
McDonalds has announced their new and improved McNuggets now have 20% more delicious juicy vitreous.
“One thing our customers have come to expect from us,...
Theme Park Adds Non-Contact Tonometry To Roller Coaster To Increase Terror
A local theme park has made the decision to add non-contact tonometry to their roller coaster ride in order to add terror plus have...
Retiring Optical Dispenser Sheds a Tear As He Licks a Patient’s Frame For The Last Time
Ending a remarkable career in Optical Dispensing, today saw the final day on the tiny tools for Winston Turnbull.
Turnbull, 72, has spent his entire...
Nation’s Children Announce They Know The Stickers Given At The End Of Eye Tests Are Worthless
In a press conference hosted outside Chuck E Cheese today, the nation's children broke the news that they are completely aware that the stickers...
OD’s On Finance Host Vision Expo Mass Wedding For Anyone Wanting To Get Married For Tax Purposes
Vision Expo has kicked off with a bang as the prominent Facebook group, OD’s on Finance, held their inaugural “Mass Wedding For Tax Purposes”....